This novel is for individuals who enjoy reading Humorous Futuristic, Fictional stories that are unlike 99.9% of the post-apocalyptic, doom-n-gloom missives out there. These novels are deadly-serious, post nuclear fallout in their storylines, and the characters in the story are probably trying to avoid the blood thirsty, brain eating zombie hordes in order to survive. Instead, let's suppose that in the future a chocolate lottery has been established with the winner getting a boatload of Dead Presidents and lots of outrageously expensive chocolate. Unfortunately (or fortunately as the case may be...), this novel is a satirical, tongue-n-cheek, comedic, vision-of-the-future story. Enjoy it at your own risk. By the way, if you read this you've been warned...