This is the true life experience of a colourful character who was blamed for kidnapping a member of the Brit Boy Band 'East 17' back in 1999, Showered completely naked with all five 'Spice Girls,' Partied with porn stars Linzie Dawn Mackenzie and Suzie Wilden on a wild night out in Tenerife, Drank cocktails with S Club 7s sexy Rachel, Went on an all night bender with comic Lenny Henry, and befriended the World Heavyweight Boxing Champion 'Big Frank Bruno.' After a booze and chemically fuelled night out in the mid ninteies, he found himself on the run from the UK police in Tenerife's lively Playa de Las Americas, and some years later travelled through seven of Spains most notorious peniteciaries. Royal judge, Baltazar Garzon, who tried Chillean President 'Pinochet.' for war crimes in 1998 hand picked their case and suggested a term 14 years imprisonment each for the gang. Whilst on his torturous journey he decides to put pen to paper. His name is 'Champers' we think you'll like him...