The farcical, romanticical misadventures of aging epic thief Earl Fazgood continue! His journey to his much-beloved Earldom and retirement takes him to a dour town whose local folklore conceals an appalling menace, created by fathomless powers from before The First Joke. Fazgood is confounded by growing ardor for Calzjha, his beautiful, throat-punching bodyguard. Amidst this chaos, weasel familiar Warren frets over the Earl's diminishing wealth. Will Calzjha teach Fazgood how to Relax? Will another of Fazgood's siblings cause him distress? Will Warren create a comprehensive diversified retirement financial portfolio? What could possibly go wrong?!