Description: I came home from college, walked through the front door, and heard my brother yelling "Hubby!" at the gorgeous stranger on our couch. I was already mentally writing off my crush - when I realized everyone called him that. Turns out his last name is *Hubbard*, and "Hubby" is just what his friends do to him. My brother isn't secretly in love. The path is clear. Theo Hubbard is five years older, my brother's client, and the kind of trouble that calls me "little one" and smiles like he already knows I'll lose. He said he doesn't date college students. Then he sent me a necklace. Then he asked me to come pick him up drunk. A swoony, banter-soaked rom-com about a misheard nickname, a borrowed boyfriend, and the older man you absolutely should not fall for.