The morning after a legendary bad decision, Crystal wakes up hungover, half-dressed, and sprawled across a taxidermy peacock in a trashed Vegas penthouse. Worse? Her ex is on the couch, and the priceless Egyptian idol she drunkenly stole is cracked, glowing, and very much cursed. When a cult of Bastet-worshipping fanatics kicks down the door and a soul-eating jackal-spirit rises from the shattered relic, Crystal is forced to unleash her chaotic alter ego, the Lynx, whether she's ready or not. Fighting demons while hungover is one thing. Facing her past is harder. And when the war-goddess Ares shows up with an offer to join her "Warmaidens," Crystal must decide if she's a disaster or a hero in the making.