101 Killer Comebacks for Scammers and Spammy DMs A Survival Guide for Authors Who've Had Enough

Have you received one too many "Hi dear, can I promote your book?" messages? Tired of newsletter swaps, fake podcast invites, and connection requests from people who definitely think Cornwall is in Spain?

This is the inbox revenge you didn't know you needed.

Packed with sharp one-liners, sarcastic templates, and copy-paste brilliance, this guide is part digital therapy, part comedy special, and 100% relatable for writers in today's online chaos.

Inside, you'll find: • Sarcastic brush-offs for spammy DMs • Reverse pitches to turn the tables on scammers • Meme-worthy comebacks for TikTok and Facebook • Geography traps and podcast declines that burn • Fake Amazon links, QR codes, and £99 invoice templates • Professional-but-firm replies for when you still want to keep it classy

Whether you're indie, trad, or just trying to get through the day without replying "BLOCKED" in all caps, this guide is for you.

Real frustration. Real fun. Real authors. Download now and take back your inbox with style.