A retired, somewhat grumpy old guy, with plenty of time on his hands and a healthy dose of cynicism. Alan Crawford is sharing his short stories. Often described as weird, odd, strange and very peculiar. The "Stories to Tell Collection" has four eBooks offering sarcasm, cynicism, and his twisted take on the world. He is inspired by the likes of Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, and Douglas Adams. He's always at his computer, and he lets whatever bubbles up remain?perfect bite-sized nonsense to distract you from the world. Short stories that you can devour on the train, plane, boat or even the loo.