Greetings and thank you for coming along on our journey of a lifetime to the little-known place called Elsewhere. We'll be leaving soon, so please have a seat and relax. We don't stand on formalities here, so kick off your shoes and let your hair down if you'd like.
Our ride should be smooth and event-free?most trips of the mind are. The actual travel time to Elsewhere will be very short, but please feel free to enjoy the scenery as we travel along, keeping in mind that the scenery is unique and different for every viewer. Not one of us will see the same thing?or in the same way?as anyone else.
But that's what makes trips like this so enjoyable.
If you have decided to bring refreshments, please feel free to enjoy them at your leisure.
Okay, let's see... Yes, I'm getting a signal from the leader of our excursion that all is ready. This is it. Please prepare yourself to be swept away.
Now, take a deep breath, reach down, and turn the page...